Here's your hilarious joke:

World's smartest man contest. There was a world's smartest man contest held and only two contestants remained. A book smart college man, and a country fellow from the west. The panel of 3 judges gave the contestants a variety of challenging questions and both always answered correctly. The contest had been going for days and the judges decided for a final elimination test.nTo come up with a poem including a word of their choosing. The word was Timbuktu. The college man being confident that would win, elected to go first. He thought for a moment and recited for all the audience and judges to hear. "We traveled across the dessert sands, By way of camel caravan. We searched for a place both known and true, The far and distant land of Timbuktu." The judges and crowd stood in ovation. Men chanting while Women and children cried out as it was the most beautiful thing their ears have ever heard. It was now the man from the west's turn. He took his time gathering his thoughts to ensure his poem would wow the crowd and judges. After a few minutes passed, he exclaimed, I got it!" He cleared his throat and began, "Tim and I, a hunting went. We stumbled upon a few women in a pop up tent. They being three, and we being two. I bucked one, and Timbuktu."

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