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Here's your hilarious joke:

A giraffe walks into a hat store... ...and orders three slices of pizza - any kind would be fine. The store owner looks puzzled at the giraffe; "Uh, we don't serve pizza slices here-" "Then a burger or something, I don't care," the giraffe interrupts. "We don't sell that either, we-" Again, the giraffe interrupts, noticably irritated with the clerk's attidute: "Just serve me *something*, okay?! I'm *starving* here!" "But this is a hat store! Can't you read the sign outside?" the store owner asked. "Well if I knew how to read, don't you think I'd have asked for a menu?!"