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Nihilistic Kindergartners David Bloom gained notoriety for his book “Piscus Terminus: How to tell your five year old you flushed his fish down the toilet.” Noted for its brute realism, the book’s message led many kindergartners to spiral into a nihilistic despair, which contributed to the phenomenon of so called “Kierkegaardeners”, whose existential search for subjective truth in an otherwise meaningless world made birthday parties kind of a downer.