Here's your hilarious joke:

A man goes to his girlfriend... ... and says "I wanna try fucking you between the tits, just this one time". The girl asks, "But how are you going to make that enjoyable for *me*?" The man thinks for a moment, and then answers her, "Okay: just before I cum, I'll stop punching you in the face". (credit to Doug Stanhope)

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