Here's your hilarious joke:

Homeless man strikes up a conversation with a lady A homeless man starts speaking to a young lady in a bar one night. The homeless man mentions he feels it's unfair that he be homeless, seeing as he has a college degree. Startled, the young lady asks, "Well, what did you study in college?" The homeless man replies, "I had a major in Biotechnology and a French Minor. I think it's my felon status that prevents me from getting a job" Intrigued, the young lady asks, "What landed you in jail?" Taking a sip from his drink, the homeless man answers "The French minor."

"Drusi Frank" Permalink