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My best friend got diagnosed with terminal cancer // Some people may find this offensive. Everyone else probably won't find it funny. One of my best friends, Phil, was recently diagnosed with cancer. They caught it early but it was very aggressive and he was given 12 months to live, with treatment. Now, Phil was a bit of a fitness fanatic. He ran the local marathon every year, went to the gym before work everyday, you know, everything I didn't do. Unfortunately with the treatment it was getting very hard for him to do those things anymore. As I'm a great friend I suggested that we all take part in a 5km fun run for cancer research that was happening. It was no marathon but I thought he’d enjoy one last run. Everyone thought it was a great idea and he was really excited. I may not be the running type but I figured what the hell, it’s one run, I’ll never have to do it again. Well the bastard beat the cancer and now I have to do that run every fucking year!

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