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Here's your hilarious joke:

So a man dies and goes to Heaven... In Heaven, he asks God what the coolest things about Heaven are. God says, "Well, here in Heaven, a minute lasts a million years, and a penny is worth a million dollars." The man replies, "Oh, cool! Can I have a penny?" To which God tells him, "In a minute." My fifth grade teacher told me this joke when I was in, well, fifth grade.