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How your grandfather died As Johnny walked into the funeral home to pay his respects to his recently deceased grandfather, he saw his grandmother sitting off to the side and went over to talk to her. A little taken back by his grandfathers sudden passing, he piped up and asked his grandmother "what happened to such a once healthy man?" Grandma always was the type to not filter what she says, so she looks at him and says "well, I'll tell ya. Your grandfather and I had a very active sex life. So as we got on in years, we made sure to pace ourselves so nothing happened." "...ok, so what happened then?" Johnny said. "Well, when we would make love, we would keep in time with the church bell on Sunday's." She said. "That makes sense, I guess. So then how did he pass away?" "That damn ice cream truck drove by"

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