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Here's your hilarious joke:

A horny man with only $5 goes looking for a prostitute... He asks several prostitutes if they will have sex with him for $5, but they all laugh at him and say he couldn't even get a handjob for that. When he's about to give up, he asks one who says "Sure, I could use the money." She's a little old and worn out looking, but not too gross, so he eagerly follows her back to a nearby motel. In the dark he inserts his penis in her, and is shocked to feel that she is dry and scratchy. He goes "Ugh, I can't get off like this! I want my money back." She says "Just wait a second," does something with her hands, and then tells him to try again. This time he slides in easily, and he's soon able to reach orgasm. He rolls off her and says "Wow, whatever you did made a huge difference - did you put on some kind of special lube?" The prostitute says "No, I just peeled off the scabs and let the pus run."