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Here's your hilarious joke:

An Englishman, Frenchman and American are caught by a tribe of Cannibals.... And cannot escape. They do however get to chose the method of their deaths. the American goes first, surrounded by the tribe, his friends tied up watching, he asks for his shotgun and one shell. He declares "Long live the dollar and the American way!" And puts the muzzle up under his chin and BANG! he's dead. The tribe wast no time and descend onto his corpse, quickly flaying his skin off and separating the meat from the bones, they craft his bones into a frame and wrap his skin around it making a canoe! Their eyes fall on the Frenchman, who asks for his sword. He takes a few breaths, looks up to the sky and yells "Vive le France!" and slashes across his neck. Again the cannibal tribe flay him, parceling up the meat and muscle of his corpse and turning his skin and bones into an other canoe... Now the Englishman has seen twice the fate that will befall him... He asks for a Fork... He licks his lips, his brow beading with nervous sweat and says "Long live the Queen." And starts stabbing himself furiously all over his body! "And bollocks to your canoe!"