Here's your hilarious joke:

Two Women Talking in Heaven 1 Woman: Hi, Wandal 2 Woman: Hi, Sylvia! How’d you die? 1 Woman: I froze to death. 2 Woman: How horrible! 1 Woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2 Woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. Instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1 Woman: So what happened? 2 Woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1 Woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer-we’d both still be alive.

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