Here's your hilarious joke:

My priest told a joke during his homily today. A man says to God, "God, how long is a thousand years to you?" God says, "A thousand years to me is like a second to you." "Oh. God, how much is a million dollars to you?" "A million dollars to me is like a penny to you." "Oh. God, can I have one of your pennies?" "Sure thing. Just hold on a second."

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