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Here's your hilarious joke:

Little Johnny sees his grandpa smoking Little Johnny sees his grandpa smoking a cigar. "Grandpa! What is that? Can I try?" "I dunno Little Johnny... Can your dick touch your asshole?" "....um not yet." "Then you can't. Maybe when you're older." *Little Johnny walks away disappointedly* *a few days later, Grandpa is drinking a beer and Little Johnny walks by and notices* "Grandpa! What is that!? Can I try some?" "I dunno Little Johnny... Can your dick touch your asshole yet?" "....no." "Then you can't, maybe when you're older." *Little Johnny walks away mad* *Couple days later Little Johnny is sitting at the table eating a plate of chocolate chip cookies and Grandpa comes walking by and notices* "Ohhhh chocolate chip! Can I have a cookie Johnny?" "I dunno Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" "It sure can!" "Then go fuck yourself Grandpa these cookies are mine!"