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Here's your hilarious joke:

3 guys are sentenced to 10 years in solitary confinement... The warden says that each guy is allowed to bring one object into the tiny cell with them to help them withstand their punishment. The first guy asks for a Bible. The second guy asks for a medical encyclopedia. The third guy asks for a 12-carton case of cigarettes. At the end of the 10 years, the warden unlocks and opens the three cells. The first guy smiles and says "This was an incredible experience, and the Bible brought be great solace in my time of trouble. I have turned over a new leaf and hope to continue my life as a minister!" The second guy struts out, smiling broadly and shakes the warden's hand. "Thank you for this unexpected opportunity. After thoroughly reading and re-reading all of this medical information, I feel that I understand the miracle of life, and how to protect and enrich it. I'm going to enroll in medical school to become a doctor!" The third guy steps out, frowning - a cigarette dangling from his lip. "Say, anyone here got a match?"