Here's your hilarious joke:

A boy is on a plane and asks his parents, If a mummy cat and daddy cat make a kitten, a mummy dog and a daddy dog make puppies, and mummy and daddy make a baby, how do planes make babies?", the mother says "I don't know darling, ask the captain". So the boy asks the captain his question. The captain asks the boy whether his parents told him to ask, and he said yes. The captain says, "Well, planes don't make babies because, other airlines load the rear first, and we are Southwest airlines and we pull out in timE!"

"Liana Lyndel" Permalink