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Here's your hilarious joke:

Ice fishing One day, in the middle of winter, a man decides he wants to go ice fishing. So he gets his gear and goes out to the nearest piece of ice he can find and begins setting up. Just as he is about to put his drill to the ice, however, he hears a voice calling from the distance, "there's no fish there!" He looks around, and can't see anyone, but the voice calls again "there's no fish there!" Fortunate to not have wasted his time, the man takes the voice at it's word and sets out to find another spot. So he walks around on the ice for a bit before he finds another spot, and just before he would drill into the ice the voice comes again, "there's no fish there!" A third time the man goes walking, finds another spot, and just as he's about to drill the voice calls one more time, "There's no fish there!" The man looks around again, and yells back "god, is that you?" "No," the voice yells replies, "I'm the manager of the hockey rink!"