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Group of Doctors play some golf A group of Doctors are organising their weekly Friday round of Golf. They're missing one of their regulars when they notice the new female attending and decide to invite her to join them. They tell her 7am tee off. She agrees but informs them she may be 15 minutes late. Friday rolls round and the Doctors turn up and the female attending is actually first one there. She tees off first, left handed which the doctor's comment on because rest of them are right handed. As the game goes on it turns out she actually quite good, hitting par on most holes and ends up winning with 3 under par. The Doctors are stunned and they demand she join them again the following week so they can redeem themselves. She agrees but informs them she may be 15 minutes late again. So 1 week goes by and the Doctors turn up at 7am and once again shes there first all ready to go. The female Doctor tees of first again this time right handed. The other doctors didn't really question it, just assuming she was ambidextrous and were more worried that they she might be better with her right hand. She goes on to win again this time doing even better 4 under par. The male doctors are now getting quite competitive and they insist that she joins them again for the next game. She says yes but once again she might be 15 minutes late. The next week rolls and the doctors turn up expecting her to be there again but this times shes 15 minutes late. The female doctor apologizes and gets on with the game. She plays with her right hand and doesn't do quite as good but still beats the male Doctors. After the game the Doctors have to find out whats going on. Male Doctor: "whats with the use of both hands?" Female Doctor: "when I was young my actually taught me how to use both hands so I could use any set of clubs." Male Doctor: "so how do you know which hand you are going to use that day?" Female Doctor: "Well, when I wake up a peek under the covers and look to see which way my husbands penis is laying. If its to the left, I'll play left handed, to the right and I'll play right handed. I've been doing it since I married him and its never let me down. Male Doctor: "and what if its pointing up?" Female Doctor replies "that's when I'm 15 minutes late".