Here's your hilarious joke:

Gary and Frank have been drinking... Gary and Frank have been drinking most of the day and all evening in the local bar. Gary slides gingerly off his barstool and announces, “I gotta go to the bathroom.” Frank slowly turns and looks at Gary and says, “Go for me too while you’re in there.” Gary slowly nods and carefully picks his way back toward the restroom. Frank sits there drinking alone for what seems like a long time. Finally he spots Gary coming back towards him looking mad as hell. “You fucking son of a bitch,” Gary says. “You didn’t say you had to shit!”

"Sonja Johannah" Permalink