Here's your hilarious joke:

The frog A man goes into a doctors office to complain about a problem he has been having. He has a 25 inch penis. He complained that it was getting in the way and he was tired of people looking at him due to his modest nature. Unfortunately for him, the doctor had only experienced patients who want to enlarge the size of their manhood, not reduce it. But he had heard of a magical frog who lived in a forest not far from town and that if you asked the frog to marry you your penis would shrink 5 inches. So the man, joyful at hearing this news, searches in the forest until he finds this magical frog. Hurriedly, he picks up the frog and asks "will you marry me?" The frog looked at the man, and responded "no." The man looked inside his pants and saw that he was now down to 20 inches! But 20 inches was still a monster, he thought. So again he asks the frog "will you marry me?" And again the frog rolled it's eyes and said flatly "no." Again , the man checks himself and sees he is down to 15 inches. He thinks to himself that 15 inches is still a little on the large side and decides one more time should do the trick. He picks up the frog one last time and asks "will you marry me?" And the Frog angerly responds "how many times do I have to tell you? No, no, NO!"

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