Here's your hilarious joke:

A Non-Frosted Cheerio... A non-frosted Cheerio walks into a party. All night, he stares at one frosted Cheerio, when finally he gets enough courage to say "Can I get you some punch?" She responds "I'm sorry but I only date 1/2 frosted Cheerios." So the non-frosted Cheerio leaves the party in despair. The next day at work he asks his boss at the Cheerio factory "Can I please get 1/2 frosted?" His boss then replies "Sure, but I will have to cut your salary in half," "it's worth it," the Cheerio responds. The next week at a party the now 1/2 frosted Cheerio walks up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her "Can I get you some punch?" She replies "I'm sorry, but I only date fully frosted Cheerios." Infuriated and embarrassed, the Cheerio runs to his boss. "Can I please be fully frosted?" "Sure, but I will have to pay you nothing." "It's worth it," the Cheerio responds." The next week at the party the now fully frosted Cheerio asks the other Cheerio "Can I get you some punch?" But there was no punchline.

"Meade Constantine" Permalink