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Here's your hilarious joke:

A guy picks up a girl at a bar and takes her home. They get back to her place and things are progressing appropriately. They are on the couch making out when he slips a hand up her skirt and discovers there are no panties. Excited he starts rubbing her and after a bit works a finger in there. She seems to be enjoying herself and he doesn’t mind the bit of work so he starts working another finger in. She is getting a bit more aggressive and is clearly having a good time so what the hell he works his other two in leaving his thumb to work her clit. Well the girl is having a blast and is beginning to moan a bit. She starts asking for more. The guy is not all that drunk and kinda intrigued he figures “what the hell let’s see where I can take this.” He starts to work his other hand up beside the first one a few minutes goes by and he has everything but his thumbs in this girl and she is getting really loud now. She’s moaning away grabbing her tits and yelling more! More. So the guy pulls back a bit on his hands and works his thumbs in. After a few more minutes he’s wrist deep and beginning to get concerned. What the hell is going on here? Who is this girl and how was I ever going to satisfy her anyways? Meanwhile she has her heals on the couch and is trusting herself up and down screaming more, more! So he starts pushing away on his hands and he gets to his elbows. He is deeply concerned about being swallowed whole and is no longer comfortable with the situation and yet completely enraptured by the idea of how far this can possible go. So he keeps pushing away when all of the sudden he pots up to his shoulders. Clearly this chick is hollow. She must be built like a pylon. He is reminded of Russian doll figurers who are completely hollow and have another person inside of them. He has a quick thought about how this little 5’6 lady must have a vortex to a different dimension in her that is feeding her excitement at the cost of his limbs. Meanwhile she’s just in utter ecstasy she is yelling away and completely oblivious to everything around her when all of the sudden she stops cold. She looks him right in the eyes and says want to see something awesome? Try to clap. The guy is up to his shoulders inside this girl. He can’t move let alone clap. He looks at her and says “I can’t.” With a smug smile on her face she says “tight huh.”