Here's your hilarious joke:

The funniest penis I have ever heard. Your new penis will work as good as the one you lost in the accident. I promise that sexually, you'll be able to do everything you and your wife are used to doing. But it's expensive, at a thousand dollars an inch. Consider, if you decide on 8 inchs, and your wife is used to 6 inches, she may find it overwhelming. On the other hand, if you decide on 6 inches, and your wife is used to 8 inches, she my find it inadequate. SO, be sure to talk it over with your wife, and I'll check back in the morning. Did you have a chance to talk with your wife? Yes. What did you decide? Well, we decided to go with granite counter tops in the kitchen.

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