Here's your hilarious joke:

Three old men are sitting in a doctor's office The first guy says "I wake up every morning at 8 to piss, I stand there shaking and nothing comes out." The second guy says "you think you have it bad, I wake up at 8:30 every morning to shit and I push and push and nothing comes out." The third guy says "eh I wake up at 9 with my pisser and shitter are flowing perfectly." The other two guys ask "why the fuck are you here?" The third guy says "I don't wake up till 10"

"Billye Koral" Permalink