Here's your hilarious joke:

Timmy... Timmy came home to his parents one day after school, and goes straight to his mother. "Mommy, I've got a drinking problem." he says. Upon hearing this, his mom starts arguing with his dad about how his alcoholism got to Timmy, and the two got in a huge fight. On the verge of tears, his mother ordered Timmy's father out of the house, telling him she never wishes to see him again. After she calmed down, she went over to Timmy and gently asked him: "So honey, tell me about this drinking problem of yours." "So if Jenny orders a bottle of water and Jake orders two bottles of water, how many bottles of water are there?"

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