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Here's your hilarious joke:

So a policeman is approached by a drunk man... The drunk man says, "Officer! Someone stole my car!" The officer asks him, "Where'd you last see it?" The drunk man holds up the keychain in his hand and tells him, "It was right here on the end of this key!" The officer rolls his eyes and says to the man, "Okay, well you're gonna have to follow me to the precinct and fill out a report, but before we go you might want to zip up your fly." The drunk man looks down at his crotch and says, "Aw man! They got my girlfriend too!"