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John, Mark and George are playing guess with the presents they bought for their wives. John, Mark and George are discussing the presents they bought for their wives. John says: "I bought her something that goes from 0 to 100 km/h in 3 seconds!" The other two men lean back and think, when suddenly Mark says with confidence: "You bought her a Ferrari?" "Damn right!", says John. "Well I bought her something that goes from 0 to 100 in 2.5 seconds!" replies Mark. Unsure, John replies: "Did you buy her a Porshe?" "Up the price a bit.", says John. George, who hadn't spoke a single word the entirety of the conversation, says: "You bought her a Buggati Veyron Supersport, correct?" "Bullseye!", says Mark. George, proudly exclaims: "Well I bought her something that goes from 0 to 150 in less that a second!" John and Mark are bedazzled! How could he get his hand on something so astoundingly fast? "It's not a Ferrari, that's for sure!", says John. "It certainly isn't a Buggati either.", says Mark. The two men stop to think for a minute, but nothing comes to their minds. "Well what did you buy her anyway?", the two men say with anticipation. George sighs, and says: "Α weighing scale."