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Here's your hilarious joke:

A businessman is driving to an important meeting when his car breaks down... Luckily, he breaks down near a mechanic, who agrees to tow his truck and fix it for him. However, the it would take awhile to fix, the businessman was going to be late if he didn't get going soon. Luckily, the mechanic had a donkey he was willing to lend to the businessman. "There's only two things you need to know. To make him go, say 'Thank goodness'. To make him stop, say 'Woah'." The businessman thanked the mechanic, put his briefcase in the saddlebag, and shouted "Thank goodness". Now, the donkey quickly got into a regular rhythm, and the businessman, tired for lack of sleep, soon feel asleep. He awoke sometime later to see the donkey idiotically careening towards a cliff. "WOAH" he shouted, and the donkey started to slow down. Just at the edge of the cliff, the donkey comes to a full stop. "Phew," the man said "Thank goodness"