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My ex wants me back so bad... She called me up and said "honey, I won the lottery we never have fight about money again. Please come back" I replied "I'm sorry but the threats and drama was too much, I can't do it. A few weeks pass and the crazy bitch calls again saying "honey, I just found out I had HIV when we were together and you probably do too, we should just be together. I said " no cause first thing I did was get checked after I dumped you, I'm clean! She said "well I'm telling everyone you got it anyways! Bye" A week later the dumb cunt calls up all drunk and says "I'm gonna kill myself if we don't get married!" Ten minutes later I show up at her house and she says "omg you came and you brought flowers? Where's the ring?" I said "were not getting married I just came to make sure you follow through, the flowers are to save me from a delivery fee".