Here's your hilarious joke:

The police was talking on the radio EDIT: *were -Sir, we arrived at the crime scene -Send the report -A woman killed her husband. She stabbed him 35 times, shot him twice, beat him, beheaded him and finally burned him. -Wow, what was the reason? -The man stepped on the floor after she cleaned it. -And did you capture her? -No sir, we are waiting for the floor to dry.

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