Here's your hilarious joke:

A Jew, a German, and and an Irishman are stranded in the desert. The German falls to his hands and knees and cries out, "I'm tired! I'm thirsty! I need a nice German beer." The Irishman does the same, mumbling, "I'm tired! "I'm thirsty! I need a Guinness." The Jew looks down and says, "I'm tired! I'm thirsty! I must have diabetes."

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