Here's your hilarious joke:

An American, a Russian and a Dane sits in a bar The American says: if we send all of our fighter jets out to fly, you would not spot a single bird in the air! The russian: if we send all of our fleet out to sea, you would not spot a single fish! The Dane: I know a guy who can balance 7 crows on his dick. The American then says ok there might be one or two birds around the world that will be able to fly... The russian then says yeah uhm there might also pop one or two fish up somewhere. Then the Dane says yeah well... That last bird might also only be balancing on one leg

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