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How to cure cancer I was sitting in an atacac with 50 eals stuffed in my dickhole. i could feel them moving. A guy in a black suit began to put the eyeballs of a kid that had down sindrome in my nose. You can smell vision now he said to me. i snorted them up and ate them. The man then takes of his black suit to reveal that he is made of used condoms, he then proceeds to stick his fingers down my throat, condom man says "I'm testing your gag reflex to see how many fetuses I could fit in there." as another man made of large purple dildos walks in with a bucket of abortions. He shoved 1 in. then another and another and another. I found it desgusting but it tasted so good. I chewed the ear off my dead twin. I could feel my dick getting hard. harder then ever before. The dildo man puts me down and stickes his entire head in my asshole tearing me from inside out. He pops out covered in blood tasty he says. My now gaping asshole is a pleasent sight condom and dildio man. They get excited and invite another friend of theres, the virgin mary. The 3 of them begin to fuck my brains out, it hurts but I can't stop them they're almost about cum. All 3 stick there enrmas cocks in my gaping ass. The blood lubing everything. For 1 final jizz. I can fell it building up in my ass My insides out. My insestines were on the flood but they kept going. And then that was it. They jizzed a mighty jizz in sync together. Waves of jizz were pouring out of my ass. It would never stop. The room was filling with my insides and jizz. I was going to drown. As my vision fades I feel something grab my ass and pull me to the surface of the jizz flood, I look up and it's guy sebastion starring at my ruined rectum. He moves closer to get a little sniff but after the brutal gangbang I just had I've had enough of my asshole being ruptured. I push back into the flood of jizz and drown him. The jizz tasted like beef as it creamed into my mouth. Everyone was yelling suck to me. I grabed a vacume and put it in my ass and sucked everything it. all the jizz was compacted to my ass. i coould feel it ready to explode My dick was not yet satisfied yet. So I grabbed some shards of glass and began plesuring myself wih the broken pieces of glass. Therer was so much blood, a mixture of cum and blood, it looked beautiful. I was ashamed of my actions so I grabbed an iron and burnt my balls to a crisp. Next was the foreskin. I grabbed some scissors and gave myself a home circumcision. yummy THE END