Here's your hilarious joke:

A nun joke. A young nun has a man sneak into her room and rape her. When the man leaves the young nun runs to the mother superior and tells her what happened. "Quick, suck on this lemon" The mother superior tells her, handing her half a lemon. "Will that stop me getting pregnant?" Says the young nun. "No" says the mother superior "but it will wipe that smile off your face."

"Rina Karoly" Permalink