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The two whales. In the latter part of the 19th century two whales were swimming along in the sea. Otetiani, a boy whale, and Orenda, a girl whale. As they swam along they saw in the distance a whaling ship. Upon seeing the ship Orenda became very nervous knowing that the ship meant death for her and Otetiani if they did not sound (dive deep) and swim away as fast as they could. Orenda spoke to Otetiani, "Otetiani! We must leave here, sound deep and swim away, lest these men come and take our lives for oil!." To relieve Orenda's fears Otetiani began to speak, explaining a strategy he had come up with to deal with the whale boats. It would allow the whales to again be the masters of the sea. "Our size and mobility are our greatest assets." Otetiani said. "We can take great breaths, then exhale as we swim underneath the whaleboats. It will cause a great turbulence in the water, sinking the whaleboats and leaving the hunters individually adrift in the sea; they will no longer be a threat." Orenda, being a clever whale herself realized that this was no more than an adaptation of their "bubble net" feeding strategies. "Otetiani, surely you are wise, and with our combined efforts we shall surely prevail." so they agreed to defend themselves from the whalers in this fashion. Taking great lungfuls of air they stealthily swam underneath the whaleboats and began to exhale. The whalers were confounded as the boats sank swiftly into the roiling sea. Giddy with the success of the strategy Otetiani spoke to Orenda saying, "Orenda! Quickly! Let us now devour the hunters as they founder in the sea. They are helpless and we can destroy them so they can never hunt our kind again!" Distressed with the change in Otetiani's plan Orenda quickly replied, "Otetiani this is not how we should behave! I agreed to the blowjob but I am not swallowing seamen!"