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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Paddy go to Saudi Arabia An Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Paddy go to Saudi Arabia. They decide to start drinking and somehow get caught. the go to see the Sultan for their punishment. The Sultan says "You're lucky today. I'm feeling nice today and I will only give you 50 lashes and you can choose to put anything on your back." The Englishman chooses a pillow and the pillow takes 6 lashes and he gets the rest on the back. The Scotsman goes next. he chooses a barrel top. The barrel top takes 25 and he takes the rest to the back. The Paddy goes last and being an honest man, says "You know, Sultan, the drinking was my idea." the sultan is surprised by his honesty but says "I appreciate your honesty but since you started it, you shall get 250 lashes" the Irishman had the Englishman strapped to his back.