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Here's your hilarious joke:

A guy is hitchhiking with his dog and a guy stops and picks him up, and says, "Sorry, I didn't see the dog, and I really don't want it in the car." The hitchhiker replies, "He doesn't have to ride in the car, he can run really fast." After insisting several times the dog can keep up the driver finally drives off slowly, checking his mirror, and sure enough, there is the dog just running along. The driver checks his speed, and sees he is doing like 35mph and the dog is right there, running along. The hitchhiker sees this, and says, "you can go faster, he will keep up." The driver starts to accelerate, checking his mirror frequently, and sure enough, there is the dog, tongue hanging out, 45, 50, 55...running along...the driver is amazed, and wonders how fast can this dog go? So he really starts to push it, 70, 80, 90...he checks the mirror, and the dog is frantic, legs going so fast he can barely see them, he is so amazed, he is just staring at the dog in the mirror running along side the car, and BAM! he crashes into a bridge abutment. Some how, miraculously, he and the hitchhiker survive the crash and get out of the car, and there is the dog sitting there, and the driver notices he has a pink ring around his neck and asks the hitchhiker it has anything to do with how fast the dog can run. He responds with, "No, that's his asshole, he's not used to stopping so fast."