Here's your hilarious joke:

A man walks into a fancy restaurant. The maitre d' informs the man of the strict dress code and will not allow him in until he has a tie on. The man returns to his car frantically looking for anything he can use in place of a tie but only found a set of jumper cables. The man returns and asks the maitre d' if he can come inside now. The maitre d' says, "yes. But don't start anything!"

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