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Here's your hilarious joke:

A joke told by an old man. I was speaking to an old man at the grocery store yesterday when he told me something interesting about the olden days of america. Old man: Son, back in the day my mother could give me a dollar and I could run to the store and get myself a candy bar and a soda pop, and still have money left over to buy the milk my mom asked me to get. Me: Sucks you can not do that today! Oldman: Yeah, I know son! Now a days, there is just way to much security . . .