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The trick to successful dating is learning how to interpret the hidden signs, those tiny give away gestures that can tell you so much about a person. Train yourself to recognize these key "signs." (Lighter side of dating) 1. Man gets in car without opening door for woman. **meaning:** No foreplay. 2. Can't hail a cab. **meaning:** Impotent. 3. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant. **meaning:** Prefers virgins. 4. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant, but gets lost on the way. **meaning:** He is a virgin. 5. Wants to go to a French Restaurant. **meaning:** Will swallow. 6. Takes too long deciding what to order. **meaning:** Has trouble reaching orgasm. 7. Insists on ordering for you, saying, "The lady will have..." **meaning:** Thinks you had an orgasm when you didn't. 8. Asks for "the usual" **meaning:** Insists on missionary position only. 9. Asks what the specials are. **meaning:** Will want you to use handcuffs. 10. Fills up on bread and crackers. **meaning:** Premature ejaculator. 11. Drinks decaf. **meaning:** Fakes orgasms. 12. Asks for detailed descriptions of desserts. **meaning:** Needs you to talk dirty during sex˙. 13. Credit card is refused. **meaning:** Low sperm count. 14. Under tips waiter. **meaning:** Small penis. 15. Uses toothpick.˙ **meaning:** Is trying to tell you size isn't everything.