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Two Italians are on a bus (x-post /r/askreddit) ...in America, I heard one of them say to the other, "Emma comes first, then I come, two asses come together, then I come again. Two asses come together one more time, then I, pee twice, then I come again." So I look at him and tell him we don't discuss our sex life in public, he told me, "I'm not talking abouta sex, I'm just telling my friend how to spell Mississippi."

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