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Here's your hilarious joke:

St. Peter meets Queen Elizabeth II at the Gates of Heaven and says, "Your Highness. I have been waiting… for you. I have looked down upon you all your life, you were an amazing lady, who leaves behind a legacy of amazing achievements. I'm giving you the most wonderful halo. I have had 100 men crafting it for 100 years. " The queen is carelessly skipping around the endlessly paved roads that make up the realms of heaven, feeling like a young girl for the first time in forever, reunited with her beloved corgis, glad to be free of her Majestic responsibilities. On a lovely spring day one would most likely describe as “heavenly”, the Highness, happy as ever, was surprised to see Princess Diana staggering towards her, obviously drunk. The Princess gave her a ghastly look, and mumbled some inaudible nonsense, then quickly ducked under a bridge, out of sight. The queen’s mood had now turned to her utter disgust, because she also noticed the Princess had a MUCH bigger halo. The Queen storms back to St. Peter and says, "I lived to a much riper age, graced the British currency for decades, all the while leading my countrymen with an iron fist, under the mystique of a velvet glove. The Princess was a mere trophy bride and was a cheap whore anyhow!” St Peter looks embarrassed, but doesn’t reply. The Queen removes her false teeth, glares at the blessed man, and barks in a sharp, demanding tone “Why the fuck does she have a bigger halo?" St. Peter says, "Uh, your majesty, that’s not a halo. That is a steering wheel."