Here's your hilarious joke:

Little Johnny One day, Little Johnny came home from school early and walked in on his parents having sex. Little Johnny: "What are you two doing?" Father: "I am playing *Poker* son" Little Johnny: "What about mom?" Father: "Don't worry about her, she is my *Wildcard*" Little Johnny shrugged, put down is backpack and went to the bathroom. An hour passed by and his dad became concerned. Father: *Knocks on the door* "Little Johnny! Are you okay?" *No response* "LITTLE JOHNNY! ARE YOU OKAY?" Still no response, his dad knocks down the door to catch Little Johnny playing with himself. Father: "What were you doing in here, Little Johnny?" Little Johnny: "I was playing *Poker*, Dad." Father: "Oh really? If you're playing *Poker, then where is your Wildcard*?" Little Johnny: "*Dad, when you have a hand this good, you don't need no Wildcard*"

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