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Tanslated East German Jokes A man walks to the dock where he sees a big cargo ship. He shouts: "Where are you heading?" The captain answers: "We are a trading ship loaded with industrial goods and are headed for St.Petersburg to trade with the sowjet union." The man: "Oh and with what are you getting back?" The captain: "If we are lucky we get back with our ship." -------- The sowjet Union and the people's republic of China had some border conflict where Moscow threated to use nukes. After the US President said he would use nukes on Chinas side, they agree to negotiate a peace treaty. China: We want 1000 new Diesel Motors. Muscow: Done. China: We also want 100 new trains. Muscow: Done. China: And finally 1000 tons of rice. Muscow: Oh we cant do that, rice can not be produced in east Germany. ----- The context is that the sowjet union took a huge part of Germany's production without asking or paying.