Here's your hilarious joke:

My girlfriend only talks to me in one or two word sentences. Well I kind of knew that it might have turned out like this when I first got into the relationship. But it is slowly gnawing away at me. Recently someone suggested it may be a mental or biological issue of some sort so I searched it up. Apparently she won't be able to talk in full sentences until she's three.

"Leandra Lynnett" Permalink