Here's your hilarious joke:

Man goes into a hardware store... Says to the shopkeeper, "Can I have a roll of masking tape and some zip ties" Shopkeeper smiles knowingly, "I'm sorry, thanks to the 50 Shades of Gray film we're out of stock" The man winces and replies, "OK, just give me a chainsaw and some bin bags"

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