Here's your hilarious joke:

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar... and both get pretty pissed up. The Giraffe, being such a fucking light-weight, passes out. The man stands up and decides to go back home. The barman says "oi, you can't leave you friend lyin' here?" The man responds "He's not a lion, he's a giraffe"

"Jacynth Marilee" Permalink