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Here's your hilarious joke:

A husband and wife are looking for a home... And the husband finds a beautiful home. Large yard, four bedroom, three bath, essentially perfect for his family and at only $16000! He thought there had to be a catch. So the husband contacts the real estate agent to set up a time to see the home. Upon his viewing the husband asks the agent why the home is so cheap. "Well, here in the bathroom theres a big red button on the wall you shoukd never press. The owner has made me aware this is the only flaw in the house." Figuring he can live with this he buys the home. Well a year after his family moves in the husband gets curious and presses the button. As soon as he pressed it a section of the wall slides open and reveals a very hung man. The man says "with or with out vaseline?" Stunned, the husband replies "wi...without vaseline?" And the man behind the wall begins to rape the husband. So another year goes by and the husband has been careful to not press the button. Unfortunately the husband tripped coming out of the shower and hit the button. Of course the wall slides open and reveals the hung man and he bellows his question once more. "With or without vaseline?" Remembering last time and figuring a little lube would be beneficial the husband replies "WITH vaseline!" The man shrugs and says "your choice." And hits a button inside the wall. The wall then slides open further and another man stood there and said "hi. Im vaseline."