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Come on guys! Give us your best "Your Momma" jokes! * Your momma is so fat that NASA uses her for gravity assist maneuvers. * Your momma is so fat that her belly button is an event horizon. * Your momma is so fat and old that once when she tripped and fell over , the moon was created. * Your momma is so fat that I can see what's behind her due to gravitational lensing. * Your momma is so fat that she is considered to be a viable candidate for the recolonization of the human race once we have depleted our planet of it's natural resources. * Your momma is so fat that she doesn't go to the beach, the beach comes to her. * Your momma is so fat that when aliens tried to abduct her, their tractor beam broke down.
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