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In the Middle Ages, a man goes to a town he's never been to before. First thing he does, is going to the nearest bar. It's already 8 o'clock and it's getting dark outside. There aren't many people in the bar when he walks in, and 5 minutes later it's only him and the bartender. The man asks the bartender: "Don't people drink after midnight around here?" He replies: "Not anymore. Everyone is terrified of the Ghost of the Black Knight. When darkness falls, he comes to the town to rape and pillage, and there's nothing anyone can do to stop him. In fact, I'd suggest you go find an inn to spend the night as soon as you can." "No way!" says the man. "Do you know how far I've traveled? I need a few drinks to get myself back together." "Okay" says the bartender, "but don't expect me to stick around here while the Black Knight is at large. But if you want your drinks that much, you can stay, I'll leave the door open for you to leave when you want, but get the drinks yourself, then you can pay me tomorrow." The man agrees to this bargain. He's not going to let some local superstition ruin his rest. So he stays there and drinks peacefully when all of the sudden, someone kicks the door open. He sees a large dark silhouette of a man that is approaching him. The thought that the Black Knight has found him terrifies him and he panics. He drops to his knees and says: "Please! I beg you, please, don't kill me! I'll do anything!" The large man with undistinguishable features takes out his dick and says in an authoritarian and commanding manner: "Suck it if you want to live!" The man sees no other way to get out of this mess, starts doing the dirty business while cursing his stubbornness for not listening to the bartender. In the last minutes before midnight, the large man pulls back his dick in his trousers, and gets ready to go. The other man looks at him surprised and says: "Excuse me if I bother you,but you didn't even finish, why did you suddenly decide to go?" The mysterious man says:"I just want to go home before the Black Night comes to town."