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NSFW Christmas Joke A rich man and a poor man are sitting next to each other in a local barber shop. The poor man asks the rich man, "what did you get your wife for Christmas?" The rich man replies "I got her a diamond necklace and a Mercedes." The poor man asks "is there a reason you got her both the necklace and the Mercedes?" The rich man responds "so if she doesn't like the necklace she can drive herself to the jewelry store and take it back." The rich man then asks the poor man what he got his wife for Christmas. The poor man answers "I got her some slippers and a dildo." Puzzled the rich man asks "why did you get her slippers and a dildo? That's an odd combination." The poor man replies "I got her the slippers and if she doesn't like it she can go fuck herself."